
History Visits
Talk Like a Tudor
An Introduction to Camp Phrases
(and how to talk in period to members of the public)
For a long time, well since visiting Kentwell Hall in Suffolk, I have wanted to talk like a Tudor! I think it adds so much to the experience and sounds wonderful. I’ve known people who could talk Tudor, but they were never willing to share how they knew or where they learned it from. So I went down a rabbit hole, here's what I found, and I’m not afraid to share. Hurrah!
One of the folks I watch on YouTube is a guy called Simon Roper. Simon is a dialect coach and historical linguistics expert studying languages, including Old English, and that's how I came across his channel through my other studies relating to the Anglo-Saxons. This is his channel (https://www.youtube.com/@simonroper9218).

The video I stumbled upon by Simon is titled “Conversational English in 1586” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j18ZdlBSBs), and having found the video, I then sought out the book that Simon mentions, “Familiar Dialogues (1586)” by Jacques Bellot – and I did indeed find an online copy courtesy of Project Guttenberg (https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/author/52363) which you can read online, or download, or whatever you fancy. But to save you the trouble, here are some of the choicest phrases I have picked out that I feel would be useful around camp and might add some flavour.
And if you think it makes you sound a bit Northern, you’re not wrong, and I love that!
The Phrases
I have anglicised them into Modern English for ease.
Dealing with children?
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How now children, will you not rise to day? (substitute ‘children’ for name of tardy person)
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Children, go play: But take heed that you hurt not one another[, nor any other.]
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Do so, that we hear no complaints on ye. (i.e. be on your best behaviour)
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Come I pray you, lest you be beaten.
Asking the time
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What ist a clock?
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What is it of the clock?
Expressing Belief/Disbelief
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I believe you not
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You will jest
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You jest I believe
Insults
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Truly you are but a wagge, which looks but for the death of the day! (‘wagge’ commonly used to describe a mischievous boy, a rascal, or a joker.)
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Now you are a good wench. (can mean anything from ‘an unmarried girl’ to ‘a serving maid’ to ‘strumpet’!)
When asked for something
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Here be them.
Advice
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Better it is to have a bad excuse, than none at all.
Expressing disappointment
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It is (or 'tis) not well done.
Giving thanks
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I thank ye (Ser, maister, my friend)
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I thank you
Asking where things are
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What did you with all?
Agreeing / disagreeing
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Yes truly
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You say true/well
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No truly
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This like me not
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Indeed
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Be it so
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It is a most true saying
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Yes forsooth
Greetings
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Good morrow (cosen, neighbour) [name]
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How do (you)? (became ‘how do you do’)
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How is it with you?
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Here ye, fair maid
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Good even (Maister, my friend)
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God save you Ser
When asked if you can do something/supply something
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Yes forsooth I can
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It shall be done.
General questions and comments
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From whence come you? (where have you come from/where are you from)
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Whether go you? (where are you going now)
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You shall find me as reasonable, or more, as any other.
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Hold (instead of ‘hang on’ or ‘wait a sec’, etc)
To encourage/engage with the public
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Come hether Ser
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Well come Ser.
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Come in, if you please.
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What news? (‘what is new’ - a shortening of ‘new things’ from the French nouvelles)
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What do you lack? (instead of ‘what do you want’ or ‘how can I help’)
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What seek ye?
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What is your pleasure?
When someone asks you for something
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You shall have it
When asked where someone is
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She is gone forth
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She is gone to market [or wherever]
Talking to traders
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What do we/I owe?
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What have we/I to pay?
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Let us/me have a reckoning:
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What is to pay?
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How sell you them?
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How much?
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It is too much.
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You are too dear.
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You hold your wares too high.
Saying goodbye
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God be wy my friends, at your commandment. (short for ‘God be with you’ – which became ‘goodbye’)
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God be wy Ser
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Well come Ser, at your commandment.
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Fare ye well (Ser, then)
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God be wy Syr, at your commandment.
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Good even, mistress/maister, Ser
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I bid you the good night
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God bless you Syr
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Fare you well, at your commandment.
Some back and forth
God save you Ser
And you also my friend
Good morrow (cosen, neighbour) [name]
And to you also (cosen, neighbour) [name]
How is it with you?
Well, thanks be to God
So so
Good even Syr
God give you good night
Resources/References:
Kentwell Hall (https://www.kentwell.co.uk/)
Middle English Dictionary (https://quod.lib.umich.edu/m/middle-english-dictionary/dictionary)
Simon Roper (https://www.youtube.com/@simonroper9218)
Familiar Dialogues (1586), Jacques Bellot (https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/author/52363)
Online Etymology Dictionary (https://www.etymonline.com/search?q=news)